Love this guy's movies! *


* 100% Fact

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(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

Would have worked better if you shopped HKP onto a Bruce Lee (although I think that's Chan)
DVD/Movie Poster.

/feels like having an opinion today
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

Chan would kick Lee's ass*
*maybe...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

Tony Jaa would kill them all.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:38, archived)

Steven Segal would....
break wind...
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

Sammo Hung would eat pizza

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

Just watched Warrior King yesterday
it's fucking mental.

best storyline evar, he goes mental because someone stole his elephant.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

I just bought it now, because of being reminded of it by this thread

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

Huzzah!
:D
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

Just watched Jet Li in Fearless last week
out-fucking-standing. They really made an effort to have the classic foo flick choppy dialog, even in native Chinese.
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

yup!
bloody great as you said!
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

one word*
chuck norris

*this is ONE word.
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

chuck norris useless cunt
( Mstandot, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

I really prefer...
Christy Brinkley in those commercials
(Right-Sequitur will follow along by,, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:47, archived)

I think it's Chan too
He must have very recognisable fists
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

he's fucking smug
I can tell that much
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)