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Edit: An Historical Note for our Younger Members:

'Marine Boy' was a japanese/american cartoon which ran in the UK from 1969 to 1972. Marine Boy could breathe underwater thanks to the product whose packaging I have depicted above. It was quite good telly for a six year old, which is what I was, but OTOH it was probably a BAD BAD BAD idea to tell six year olds that chewing gum would let them breathe underwater.

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(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 6 Jan 2007, 22:49, archived)
# hmm
menthol condoms ?
(picitujeromanov, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)
# unnecessary
i have the oxygen dissasociation curve of a sperm whale.
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 22:57, archived)
# does that account for
this, then?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)
#
According to the radiologist who did the X-rays for my immigration medical, I have abnormally large lungs. So large, infact, she couldn't get them all on one X-Ray slide and she had to do the bottom little but on a separate X-ray.

Thanks to this I can swim three lengths at the pool without coming up for air if I wear flippers.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I used to have a GF with abnormally large lungs.
So large, in fact, she couldn't get them all -- oh never mind.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)
# i had 5 litres at the age of 13
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:01, archived)
# showoff!
ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:01, archived)
# unnecessary
i have the oxygen disassociation curve of a sperm whale
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 22:58, archived)
# unnecessary
you already said that
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)
# innit
but did i spel unneccccesaary right?
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)
# you did spell, eh spell wrong though
sorry


/hides
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I have the dissociated sperm of a whale
that was eviscerated in a party oxygen atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:49, archived)
# It seems to be just me, but...
RIS?

I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)
#
duh gum gives you oxyjen
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:04, archived)
# But what does this have to do with cartoons?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)
# This gum would exist
if you took the cartoon character Marine Boy and put him in the real world.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Ah.
That explains it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)