we shall welease Wodger!


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( nocturne72, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:48, archived)

I don't know what that's all about.
So here's UterusMouthDog

( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:50, archived)

so are we the only ones alive in here?

( nocturne72, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:54, archived)

Possibly.
I'm hoping so, otherwise I won't get away with posting extreme vagina closeups.
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:54, archived)

That depends on your definition of 'alive'.
I am sentient, if that counts.
( gronkpan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:55, archived)

that'll do

( nocturne72, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:57, archived)

Actually, I think I might go out for a while.

( gronkpan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:02, archived)

quitter

(g3ntile, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:03, archived)

It's ok, there was nothing to do so I came home.

( gronkpan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:51, archived)

technically I am

(g3ntile, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:00, archived)

I almost want to tongue that.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Mon 8 Jan 2007, 8:25, archived)

you just think you're alive.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 8:30, archived)

Wubbish!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:06, archived)

Am I a bad parent
'cause I'm watching my kids' every move hoping they'll fuck up so I can confiscate a DS?

I think I'm addicted to Mario: March of the Minis.
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:13, archived)

My question to you is:
why is it they have a DS and you don't? The way I see it, your original mistake was in not being more selfish in the beginning ;)
( mofaha, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:49, archived)

The worst part of that is
I had to sell my XBox 360 before Christmas so I could afford to get them both a DS. :\
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:56, archived)

ds?
dwarf stick?
deficiency system (as in acquired immune)?
delicate semen?
dropped serpents?
demonstrative snakefish?
dancing snot?

in any event, you probably are a bad parent. most people who breed are.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 8:34, archived)

Nice. Have a wittle wascawwy wepost

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)