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[challenge entry] we shall welease Wodger!

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(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:48, archived)
# I don't know what that's all about.
So here's UterusMouthDog
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:50, archived)
# so are we the only ones alive in here?
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Possibly.
I'm hoping so, otherwise I won't get away with posting extreme vagina closeups.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:54, archived)
# That depends on your definition of 'alive'.
I am sentient, if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:55, archived)
# that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 5:57, archived)
# Actually, I think I might go out for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:02, archived)
# quitter
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:03, archived)
# It's ok, there was nothing to do so I came home.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:51, archived)
# technically I am
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:00, archived)
# I almost want to tongue that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 8:25, archived)
# you just think you're alive.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Wubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:06, archived)
# Am I a bad parent
'cause I'm watching my kids' every move hoping they'll fuck up so I can confiscate a DS?

I think I'm addicted to Mario: March of the Minis.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:13, archived)
# My question to you is:
why is it they have a DS and you don't? The way I see it, your original mistake was in not being more selfish in the beginning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:49, archived)
# The worst part of that is
I had to sell my XBox 360 before Christmas so I could afford to get them both a DS. :\
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 6:56, archived)
# ds?
dwarf stick?
deficiency system (as in acquired immune)?
delicate semen?
dropped serpents?
demonstrative snakefish?
dancing snot?

in any event, you probably are a bad parent. most people who breed are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Nice. Have a wittle wascawwy wepost
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)