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(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:23, archived)

Why am I looking at your hog?

( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

I love your username

( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)

I would like it more if the word "dusty"
was replaced with "clatty", but I like it too, now you mention it.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)

Hear me now,
I will not use dat frez as it is disrispectful innit, claart?
( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:48, archived)

You are a good kid aincha?

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:53, archived)

I is da best mate,
do not worry now or I will fuck you up biggo innit.

*an ting.
( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:54, archived)

I see what you did there

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:31, archived)

They're not very little

( chunderbunny, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)

they are cute lil babies
tho
(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

Why am I looking at (a picture of) your dog farting?

( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:38, archived)

how did that phrase start?
was it from "Why am i looking at a picture of your dog" by any chance?
(RootsRock makes it so it looks through my dogs hole, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

Yes
rps is shit
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

^

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

GET IN!
that was my dog.
(RootsRock makes it so it looks through my dogs hole, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

I wouldn't be so proud

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:49, archived)

Me either.
I would run round McDonalds indiscriminately hacking at random children now if I were you, bastard.
( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:52, archived)

Someone posted a picture of their dog
and I asked that question once www.b3ta.com/board/6151041 and then a dog farted.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:48, archived)

Why am I looking at your explanation?

( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:50, archived)

I just realised that it was needless

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:51, archived)

Silly gaijintendo,
smash yourself on the testes with a sharpened veal-tenderizer silly.
( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:54, archived)

i am proud
when you type those words, my dog does several sloppy shits in your mouth
EDIT: is that better?
(RootsRock makes it so it looks through my dogs hole, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:51, archived)

I fucking hate the word sexwee
I'd ignore everyone who uses it if I could...but that would mean I'd be pretty alone on b3ta.

Edit: No.
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:53, archived)

fuckpiss?
*edit why not?

*fucksnot?
( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:56, archived)

Has a better ring to it.
Though I'm a fan of 'Splooge'
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:58, archived)

Nut-mustard

( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 1:00, archived)

Actually,
I'm pretty chuffed with 'fucksnot' to be honest with you.
( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 1:02, archived)

Yeah, well played.

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 1:10, archived)

I was there!
*woo yays self*
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:52, archived)

*plays mandolin song commemorating the thread*

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:59, archived)

Silly If I wanted your opinion, I'd fucking ask for it,
Wolf is a wolf not dog silly.
( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:51, archived)

fucking fuckers
(RootsRock makes it so it looks through my dogs hole, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 0:51, archived)

and that's where you're wrong
wolves are a dog and can be bred to make wolfpoodles.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 1:04, archived)

Don't get twitchy with me sunshine.
A wolf is a fucking wolf and a dog is a fucking dog. Hardly a celebrity price-tag. Sheesh!!
( routine and Pantene, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 1:23, archived)