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[challenge entry] The army issue you with the latest in warfare armoury

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(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Oh man! The Supersoaker RX 4000!
I could soak my friends house into next week!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# It's filled with christian holy water
worse than napalm to muslims in Iraq with no ill effects to the righteous western liberators!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# pfft!
It'll never catch on, they have a 'friendly fire quota' to meet don't you know!
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)
# special forces fill theirs with with bacon flavoured vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
"We're going to squirt them back to the Stone Age!"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *adds to list of things you don't want to hear before sex*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
# SOAK AND AWE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)