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(spawn, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Hehe......

repost - soz!
(Danabnormal, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# that had me pissing myself with laughter
as opposed to pissing myself with... erm... piss.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# bran = shits
I think I've eaten it three times since I was 10.

Each time, well, "the shits" is the only way to describe it.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# 10 goto shits
springs to mind
(Danabnormal, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# that
made me choke on a nacho through the art of "laughter"
evil, evil, evil
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# what really annoys me
is that they call it ALL BRAN. it's ISN'T all fucking bran. it's just SOME BRAN. if it was all bran it would have to be in one big fucking box. and there'd be no bran left for anyone else. i reckon kelloggs have turned the trade descriptions act into a dangerous game of chance. the cunts.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ha
snortle
(nevermind, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# goes in bran
comes out brahn
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# like when you're
at the checkout and they say
"is that everything?"
it clearly isn't!,
at a mc d's drive thru my mate ordered a fanta
the girl said "is that still or sparkling?"
he replied "i don't know... i've not got it yet!" giggled all day after that :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)
# used to do the same at bars
girl behind bar says "is that everything?" - i would say "no it's just a pint".
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)