( brianftang Bring on the trumpets!!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

thats why i buy mine nothing
cos she doesnt smell and is pretty, and is sweet enough

but she doesnt see it that way
( Dont point it at your face or genitals, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

*boak*

( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

me and the missus agree it's nothing but a Hallmark day
so we're staying in to watch the Brits with a M&S meal for two and a bottle of wine

but i bought her some nice chocolates, so she has some bragging rights at work
( lo, the Greebo Warrior, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

may i jack with this pea from the morning shift

www.b3ta.com/board/6859720
( lordsaccharine is sick, as is his cat and his woman, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

Ha ha ha
*trowels on*
*squirts*

Ah, that's better.
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)