She's not a real doctor....

(Bendigeidfran, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)

too big?
yes it cunting is
( mongychops, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

stop being such a miserable pommy cunt!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

Stop being such a pigeon's nipple

( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

I have pigeons for nipples.
I am not the actual Nipple itself.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)

meh,
it's my birthday and i'll cry if i want to
( mongychops, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)

but I sent you balloons...

(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

i luv bawoons

( mongychops, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

beawy much?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

....and cuddles

(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:17, archived)

did you get shitfaced on voddy on the flight?
warned?
told to get off? etc etc.

I was going to make a gif of you passed out in various states for your birthday, but towelie & Pierre urged me not to.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

yep, had a hangover all day
fuck that is a long flight, bloody froze at heathrow in my pluggers
( mongychops, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

HAhahahahahaaaa!
Better or worse than plugger sunburn?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

the cold burnt more
i thought i was going to lose my toes
( mongychops, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)

That would not have good!
Although slightly funny when you fell over due to loosing your balancing implements.
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:55, archived)

Actually....
It would be fucking hilarious!!
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)

lost my wallet on the plane too
had to wait for 2 hour to get it back
( mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

Thats just fucking unlucky...
At least being in a confined area would have been somewhat comforting. Why did it take them that long to find it?
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)

it's because he's back in England.....
You would be too, if you went from sunny 30-40 degrees to -100 degrees.
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

words.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

the only problem with England
is that there are too many fucking Australians over here
( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

The cunts!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

how can you hate
chewbacca?
( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:55, archived)

If you were stuck in a life threatening situation
would you like that whiny fuck belting out hs "mmmmmnnrrrsss!"
He is a stupid cunt.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)

Yeah....
Go figure? Why do it when can live in lovely a lovely temperate climate?
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)

This is a British based web site honey,
I would not push the issue too far.
just because we live in paridise does not mean every one else wants to;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)

this is the best thing in the world
*sings the theme*
( Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

OMGWTF!
Needs moar compressions kthx!
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

Well, that's more childhood memories ruined.
 
woo, and yay!
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)