last-minute compo entry (for a compo i wasn't going to enter, given that i'd never heard of her until now).

but then, i found the bristol stool chart and began to understand the madness.

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

( postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:49, archived)

Haha
"madness or crockery" :)
( mofaha, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:50, archived)

you helped inspire that.
your explanation of her nuttery (with the help of a few others here) made me decide on expressing the slow descent into illogic and nonsense from apparent sanity and relative wisdom, and so the edit of the chart.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:54, archived)

Yay!
:)
( mofaha, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:56, archived)

myself and my friends all refer to the Bristol Stool Chart
when we have dropped loafs

with comments like "I struggled with a 4"
"oh god, how many wipes?"
"I lost count"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:51, archived)

having had intestinal cancer, i am happy when i get the type 2s.

( postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:55, archived)

I am a proud type two, most of the time. Otherwise I am completely ashamed.
My crockery was stolen a couple of weeks ago.
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:52, archived)

oooh you have constipation problems

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:52, archived)

AND PROUD OF IT.
What am I if I can't make a big 'doosh' sound every morning?
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:02, archived)

i have your crockery.
i am lining it with faux fur and velvet as we speak.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:56, archived)

Garnish with lard.
Wrap in cheesecloth.
That's the fashion-forward way to go.
( mofaha, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:58, archived)

bestill my throbbing corset!

( postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:59, archived)

That would be pretty cool. You could build up some serious mank.

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:03, archived)

i built up a serious wank earlier.
_oh.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:08, archived)

Pffft!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:13, archived)

may contain feces.
mein gott, it's after 3:00 am. i'm to bed.

'night!
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:15, archived)

Seeya

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:19, archived)

I saw a t-shirt with the BSC on it
Alas, it was a promotional item, and not for sale. Or for free for me. :(
( drunkenoaf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:23, archived)

t-shirt
The above linked WP article and the Bristol Stool Chart image were created by me, someone contacted me to ask for the original image to make a t-shirt!
(kylet, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)