caddy eldorado? nah
what you want is one of these.


( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

a mate of a mates got one of them
the cunt*

*jeeluss
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)

my 'boss' has a chyrsler crossfire?
he drives two miles to work. the twat.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

let him
its a shit car
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

i know but the idiot paid tens of thousands for it and drives it
a few pissy miles a day. he'll break it like that!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)

no fucking way!
he must be immediately stoned to death
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

he's regularly stoned
if that helps
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

not really
unless you can steal his car while he's stoned
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

Nah, I still want my caddy.
Gloss black, chrome trim, zebra print seats.

*slides off chair*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

you can't have a black caddy
that's sacriledge

MUST be pink
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

Blech
I'm not a pink sort of person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

What he meant to say is you can't have a caddy because they are utter shite





and you don't play golf
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)

*cough* GAY *cough*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

whatever
i'm secure enough in my sexuality to have a pink caddy
if you can't handle it, you're the closet case
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

i'm only joking mate

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)

seeing as you don't want it in pink and white i'll allow it
but just this once.

*takes sample from chair to lab for analysis*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

*points*
hahaha!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)