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# Oooh,
can I me an Usher and misdirect all your relatives to the wrong place?
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)
# actually
the whole point is that none of our rellys will be there... i thought it best to separate real life from errrr... my other real life...

you can be the usher.. but can you be like a retarded cousin that we felt sorry for? : )

wheeeeeeeeee
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)
# with trousers that are slightly too short?
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(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# and too tight
actually we saw the perfect thing in a window of a charity shop in camden last night... pale blue with a frilly shirt... blimey corrrrrrr!
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Oh yes,
I've always wanted to be a retarded Cousin...thanks. :(
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)
# oh *hugs*
we all know you're not reaaaaaally retarded... but it might be fun to slip into character... i know how you love role play!

besides.. those tight trousers will really do wonders for your enormous cock... you knows you might even cop a feel from one of the bridesmaids! : )
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)