Haha, I like this.
And the comment about the dancing is dead on =)
Here's one that's really not worth its own thread. I'll think of something better soon, I promise - but now I've got to go and do some w*rk.

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Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:18,
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now this
is good - but why do you want to throw sticks at a black ball, are you a white zulu or something?
*runs*
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johnselekta turd at work, get paid for it, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:21,
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