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[challenge entry] phwoara the explorer

From the Subvert Kid's TV challenge. See all 608 entries (closed)

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# oh
my
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# NSFW?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# ^this
also, not sure on the level of wit required to stick tits and cocks on stuff. we b3tans, shirley we can do more?
/crit blog
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# there is more?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)
# there's always drugs and violence
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# exactly
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# don't forget the
stuff that is just plain creepy...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 23:08, archived)
# What did she say?
What?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# oooh, get her
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# i dunno
working late, got flu... grumpy.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# err.....
dunno, do you not think there's a certain pleasure in being as childish as possible? I only say this as I regularly spend drunken hours listening to people with proper degrees making cock jokes.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# hell yes
but i'm seeing a lot of it at the moment. now it just seems a bit, well, lame. it has it's place, but shopping a cock on everything...
i take that back. shopping a cock on everything IS funny. just not all the time.
bah, ye ken me.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# they are tits
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# i'm poorly
and i wrote tits earlier
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# b3ta is the only place
where you would have to loudly protest
that you did in fact write tits earlier on
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# that is why i love it so
edit: well that and certain internet chatrooms, i imagine
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# yeah
I get you...I just think that there's certain people who have NO originality who are like "errrrr, cocks on photos aren't funny, stop it" without actually doing anything creative in response.

so

fuck 'em :) more cocks on photos the better, I say. and if they disagree they can come out for a pint and discuss it rather than holing up in bedrooms being patroninsing little twunts. I'm 27 years old for god's sake. and a bit pissed.

p.s. comedy of repetition, etc :)
p.p.s anyone who ever expected this competition to be other than a parade of CDCs is not living in the real world...etc...nothing against you, you seem lovely :) night.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# ok
first, i'm totally not saying that. cocks are funny. trust me, i'm a woman, i know.

comedy of repitition, yes, true, but if it's a default cock-on-a-picture response...

going to bed now because frankly, i feel shat on now. i really do.

EDIT: sorry, flu making me grumpy. apologies. bed now
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:54, archived)
#
CHAPL HAT PEGS!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# my little boy loves dora
but all the merchandising is aimed at girls

fucking sexism
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# is your little boy gay?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# dunno yet
he's only 18 months old
it's a bit early to say
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# is he
mincing walking yet?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# little fucker is running
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# ha ha
my boy's 2 and he's running and climbing and all sorts
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# maybe he's getting the horn while he's a young un
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)
# they're missing a trick then
cos does it mean only girls and gays should learn basic spanish?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# exactly
now you're getting it
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# enough to let them ward off spaniards when they're older
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# WRONG!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# woot and wrong at the same time..
you make me confused*

* and not sexually
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Oh dear GOD
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Haha, I would.
Bit of ethnic. Phwoar.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# no!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Brill and a half!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Hmmmm,
I reckon that's going to far.

Can't explain why, just sets off an alarm bell more than others
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# like i'd give a fuck
;)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# This...is..is..illegal isn't it?
Goodness!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This is so wrong.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Help
I think I'm legally obliged to poke my eyes out after seeing this.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# excellent work mongy
you dirty bugger
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 23:00, archived)