Sootse


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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)

needs more cock

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)

hahaha
that is great
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)

cheers
i think you're great
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)

*blurgh*

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)

LOLlage
*click*
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)

i havent congratulated you on your 2000th yet
congrats. do you have a shaven haven?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)

Hello
Thankyou. Did you see the nekkid post?!
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)

yes
that's what I mean, are you shaven, is it natural or is it shopped?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)

It's tastefully trimmed.

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)

marvellous
woo though. wonderfully done.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)

arf!
I like this compo
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)

this is the best compo i've experienced
i'm going to have to take the week off work
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)

^ this
Although I am unemployed.
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)

aaaa
thanks for raping my childhood ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)

pffffft
and we all know who's hand's been up there!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)

oh Matthew

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)

hahaha
1948: Harry Corbett purchases a bear glove puppet at Blackpool pier for 7s 6d to entertain his children
1952: Harry, an amateur magician, and Sooty, the puppet make their first appearance on the BBC's Talent Night television program.
1967: The BBC cancels The Sooty Show. Sooty changes to Thames Television and ITV.
1964: Soo, Sooty's panda bear girlfriend, makes her first appearance. It is decreed that Soo and Sooty aren't allowed to touch, so that children won't get the wrong idea.
1952: Harry and Sooty become regulars on Saturday Special, a BBC children's television program.
1955: Sooty gets his very own show: "The Sooty Show".
1957: Sweep the dog joins Harry and Sooty on The Sooty Show.
1976: Matthew Corbett, Harry Corbett's son takes over as the token human being.
1992: Thames Television loses their ITV franchise.
1993: Sooty signs with Granada Television for a new series, Sooty and Co.
1996: Sooty becomes a cartoon series.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)

you know everything!
how do you do it? is it witchcraft?
( BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)

nope, it's google

;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)

oh, not withcraft then?
(tries not to look dissapointed...)
( BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)

your time line jumps about
OH BOY
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)

keeps the old grey matter working

OH BOY
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)

you forgot to mention scamp
or the change to the gurning twat from matthew corbet.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)

feel free to fill in the blanks

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)

can't be arsed. except...
some time in the 50s, my mum sent off for a sooty puppet after saving many pennies. she was incredibly disappointed when it came back orange and black. she expected it to be grey. bless.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)

thank you.
but that is an odd chronology
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)

contact webmaster@sootyandsweeps.com
he'll sort it out for you, if he's not dead
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)

1948 onwards
Sooty is shite.

/not a Sooty fan
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)

Sooty says:

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)

RACIST

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)

hahahhaha
*goes off to burn eyes*
i once had the sooty van parked opposite my house. useless fact for you.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)

*sells fact*
HAHA!
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)

*copyrights fact*
PROFIT
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)

Damn j00!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)

MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
*evils*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)

*plots*
nope, I've got nothing.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)

WInNnNaAaAaArRRrrrRRR

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)