no wonder there are so many fires in the village


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( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

Woo
As long as he's not putting people in tumble dryers:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

i'm sure
that all the fires ever started in that program were by him, in his tool shed
(horRidM casual lurker, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

and they always blamed norman!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

Listen son, talking of fire.
Don't try and walk too fast with those legs.

I think your feet might still be live.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

wha- arghh
*burns*
*dies*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)

NNNNNNnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
My son, my only son!
(apart from Spenface who went bad and doesn't like to talk about it any more)

*makes new one*
*again*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

hooray legs!!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

hey he's just doing what he's got to do to stay in a job

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

There was a reserve fireman in my village
who used to set hay barns on fire in the area
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)

haha!
what a wacky village you live in...........
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

Welcome to Somerset

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

oh god,
how'd you get a computer past the witch burners?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

pffft

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

I told them it was a 'sex box'
now they all want a go
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

hahaha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

Pffft!
:)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

Have you seen any of the "Arsonist Sam" youtube thingies?

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

that the one where the play it in reverse?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

oh yes

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

a b3tan made those I'm sure

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)

Quite right

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)

or a guy on another forum.
Or was that my shirt?
( The Doctor, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

Gah. Anyone got a piss-mopping rag?
www.b3ta.com/board/6965056
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)

oh dad
*shakes head*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

i have now
ha ha ha ha
(horRidM casual lurker, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)

Arson Sam!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)