"you bury her head, goliath -- i'll finish chopping up her body."


for those drawing blanks, go here. i knew some christians when i was a grub, which is how i got exposed to this crap.

From the Subvert Kid's TV challenge. See all 617 entries (closed)

( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:39, archived)

is this
the same show that features in the simpsons one episode where the little boy makes a pipe bomb to punish the heathens?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)

i don't know. i never watch the simpsons.
but it wouldn't surprise me. d&g are somewhat infamous among the 40-55 year-olds who grew up with televisions.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:44, archived)

Yes.
 
as Gravy and Jobriath.
 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:54, archived)

aha!
the voice of reason/truth/trivia speaks!
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:59, archived)

The truth of trivial reason!

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:05, archived)

rationality is over-rated anyway.

( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:10, archived)

Sorry, that's "Gravey".
 
www.chiodobros.com/RESUME%20-SimpsonsD&G.html
 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:13, archived)

that pretty much sums up the show.

( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:00, archived)

And "don't forget to pull the panties down so it looks like a sexual crime."
Woo.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:43, archived)

sally's his sister.
i'm sure he's already got the panties in his pocket.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:45, archived)

Ha ha,
You sick monkey.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:46, archived)

it's an illness we all share.
but i am no monkey. i am an ape-man.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:49, archived)

Hell Yes!
WY
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:46, archived)

the first tv show i thought of for this compo was this one.
if you see any vids on the web, have a look. they're creepy.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)

no they're not!
I watched it all of the time, and i turned out fine:


I'm Claudia Bush, and I approve this message
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:58, archived)

i see what you do to people's faces and bodies here.
you did not turn out fine.


and we're glad of it.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:00, archived)

thank you (?)
~.~;;
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:07, archived)

?
!
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:12, archived)