Anyone for some
bowling icons?









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(ac-x, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)

I like bowling.
I lose, but that's not the point :)
( Batsgirl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)

Ooooh Bowling...
I actually got my first strikes about 2 or 3 trips before I ever got a spare...

I bowl like I play pool - if I hit anything, it's a good day; if anything goes down, it's a bonus!
( JustHere, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)

You don't need to hit me
for me to go down... ;-)
( Batsgirl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)

Oooo Errrr
Missus!!!! ;)

edit: Seeing as it provoked a good response... Has there ever been a B3TA bowling meet? or is that reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyy sad?
( 4838 Let the man go through, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)

I would
how about Glow Bowling? That looks fun, but whenever I've gone along it's usually the wrong time of day, or already booked out.
( JustHere, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)

Well
Most 'repspectable' places tend to do that on a Friday and Saturday night sometime after 1o, and is normally coupled with loud music and council girls....

Sorry, I've not got a freakish interest: I used to work as a technician in a Bowlplex in Tunbridge Wells, on all the machines and that - bloody fun...
( 4838 Let the man go through, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)

Well
the only good bit about bowling is the drinking.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)

clearly
you're just crap at bowling....

..oh if we go bowling you should be on the opposing team so I can kick you ass...

..I ment that in a freindly way...
...but not that freindly...

...(right I'll stop...)
(Squishie, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)

~What a great idea!
But I live so very far from london...:(
(Squishie, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)

So we go somewhere else
to be honest I don't know of anywhere IN london, easily accessible or not.

I'd rather not go to london if we can go elsewhere.
( JustHere, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)

err
I think The north of Scotland is a little far...
(Squishie, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)

not as far as me
im about as far away as you can get.
nanananananaaaaa

actually i checked on a globe once, and i think New Zealand is roughly on the opposite side of the world from Spain.
(TopGun6061, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)

yes there has been a b3ta bowling meet
and it was nice (not a massive thing) just 4 or 5 people playing a couple of games and shooting the fish.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)

Schtop!
This board, it is not ready yet for the cybersex and porno! First, you must place an array of pop-ups in the code, then you must place the teasing pictures on the front page, and force people to use their credit card to see more.
( grinfish the first and only, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)

Hmmm.
Then "furtives" really would be living up to their billing.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)

I like your style
but I don't think we're gonna do anything more overt than this, no matter how much you deposit into the following Swiss Bank Account...

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( JustHere, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)

Y'know
I could have meant that in an innocent way... like going down a flight of stairs perhaps.
( Batsgirl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)

There's nothing innocent....
about women falling down stairs. I watch the Bill, I know these things.
( grinfish the first and only, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)

The same could be applied to
a Saturday night out I thinks.
( grinfish the first and only, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)

That's how Stan Collymore
feels about women.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)

Boom
Boom!
( bob dinosaur, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)

The fun is in the taking part...
the pain is in the hips, spine and wrist for 2 weeks afterwards.
( grinfish the first and only, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)

I once got three stikes in a row.
Don't know how, because I'm normally the world's worst bowler. Most of the time I'm lucky if I knock down one pin.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)

Were you using that chute
that you just roll the balls down?
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)

No
I've asked before, but none of my mates would let me use it.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)

I once had a dream
where a girl I worked with twatted my boss round the head with a bowling ball. It was very touching.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)

Touching?
More like clubbing
( K3rry, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)

I've tried
they don't help.

The bowling alley here, you can put the sides up thus making it impossible to get a gutter ball.
( Batsgirl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)

Yeah
I got to use them once. My eight year old nephew still beat me though.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)

You let him win.
That's your cover story.
( Batsgirl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)

Not really
Everybody knows I'm so shit at bowling that I couldn't let someone win. They'd just win on the basis that they'd be better at it than me.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)

I've been known to get so bored
that I've lain full length on the floor and pushed the ball to see if I could aim better from that angle. It didn't work.
( Batsgirl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)

Bah
I'll bet you were just trying to put off the other players...

I know it'd divert my attention from the game!
( JustHere, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)

The bumpers would help me loads
I seem to think it's really flash to spin the ball like hell, normally resulting in many gutter shots cross-lane, and a sprained wrist after 2 games 8o(
( grinfish the first and only, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)

Someone I was in school with broke his wrist 10 pin bowling
He realised he was about to foul, so he jumped over the dividing bit between lanes, landed awkwardly in the next lane and fell over and broke his wrist. It was still a foul anyway.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)