Have you tried stapling his eyelids shut?
That always make me feel better:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:07,
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I think i may just beat him to death
so i can have the tactile pleasure of feeling his life ebb away with each blow.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09,
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