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( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)

This makes me want to put a grape in a microwave.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)

same here
I now want to go to Tescos on the way home from work to get grapes especially for this.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)

mum!!
i 'ninged earlier!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)

Jeccy

not Jessie
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)

exactly :D
but he did 'ning earlier bless :)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:42, archived)

only because he thought you were bouncy Jess
:)

Ning Jecster!

How's life with child?

Our second is due in August
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)

oohh
don't forget, Ben is a great name!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)

Ben OptimusPrime
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)

Hugo Z Hackenbush

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:50, archived)

Hugh G Wreckshan!

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:50, archived)

yes! this^^^^

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:50, archived)

and if it's a girl, Cheetara :D

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)

KRANONDOR
is always a good name.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)

me mate became a daddy and named his son "Khan"
I wanted a boy just to him "Kirk", just to watch them fight like feck :)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)

sounds like a plan...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)

had a whole 4 hrs sleep last night, yeyyyyy........
Baby is fine, plus congrats on the news :D Me sis-n-law is expecting her 4th in August too, damn irish :p
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)

4th? Crikey.
That reminds me... must get that fireplace ripped out this weekend =D
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)

oh yeah...
my eyes are very sore and tired from lack of sleep...
i'll read before i leap from now on......
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:42, archived)

Early night for you tonight, sonny-me-lad.
That sounds so dirty... O_O
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)

but daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad i'm not tired!!!
*stamps feet*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:45, archived)

*points up stairs*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)

NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*grabs bannister*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)

...doesn't matter I've got a torch...
...can stay up late and read comics...

Edit: So Nurrr
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)

flesh torch...
perv
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)

Lady comics....
perv


...Can I come round?
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)

we'll have to ask dad....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)

...you can't borrow my Fleshy Though...
She Understands me...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)

quiet you!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:45, archived)

=D

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)

'ningles dad!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)

Now son, Jeccy isn't your Mum.
Also: www.b3ta.com/board/7029796
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)

*grumbles*
www.b3ta.com/board/7029820
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)

THIS^
and Ning!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)

'ning matey.
*ruffles hair*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)

*shakes fur*
*pads off*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)

I want to put an egg in the deep fat frier
good ning
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)

I want to fill an egg with deep fat

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I also want to put a grape in a microwave
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)

wouldn't it explode?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)

exactly. bet that would put you off drugs...

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)

nope
they just shrink. Really really dissapointing.
CDs explode tho :)
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)

Cor, now I want to put a CD in the microwave too.
And then, a CD and a grape together.

And then my cat, the stupid irritating dickhead...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:45, archived)

poor pussy
poor pussy cat..
name the song!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)

I'm too sexy for my cat
by Right Said cat
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)

hahahahaha!!
saddo!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:50, archived)

so sexy it hurts

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)

ouch!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)

You wanna try some
Viagra.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)

Why, what happens when you put that in the microwave?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)

damn fine question...
damn fine indeed...
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)

*giggles insanely*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)

hahahahaha

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:50, archived)

beware!
picture is a text!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)

hes right
but its rasterised so technically its a picture now innit.
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

Isn't there that whole
if you cut a grape into quarters but not all the way through so it's only just joined in the centre and microwave it, you can create a ball of plasma.. thing?
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)

stick a lit match in a microwave and it creates plasma
Don't know about a grape though =/
Plasma comes from the combustion
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)

O_o
Seriously: wtf?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)

no fucking clue
But if by some warped theory of science it actually works, then I'm buying a ton of grapes on my way home
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

apparently....
www.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/grapeplasma/
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)

Wow, that is very odd
I must know why now!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

but i didn't take drugs and my wi...
hello, ladies!
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)