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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:28, archived)
# because i agree
BO + LYNX= Evil


*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:32, archived)
# hoorah
for aerosol showers haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:36, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
"shower in a can", "tub in a drum" and "bath in a box"!
The stenchcorp shall inherit the earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Let's hope they start by inheriting CityRail and Yarra trams...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:40, archived)
# safest way
would be to nuke them from orbit - hey Bargy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Nuke them indeed!
*presses big red button
*BAM and the trains are gone

I'm good Zank. How are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:43, archived)
# not bad, not bad!
im on hols but i got 2 tinnies and only one xbox!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Sell your xbox and buy more beer - you know you want to...
I'll have just the statutory four days off, but am looking forward to it!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:48, archived)
# yay for paraletic senselessness
and pissing yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:50, archived)
# hahaha love your new sig
I always knew she said that - dirty old bag!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:51, archived)
# she was a foul mouthed old wench
do you know what she said to one of the seriving girls one day?
She said - "You Cunt!" just like that and walked off after lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I believe she said to Gough Whitlam, "How about we shag in the middle of question time? After all it is time for a change..."
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:58, archived)
# to which Gough replied
"Woah Nellie!"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 3:03, archived)
# "May God save the Queen, but nothing will save that old trollop..."
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 3:05, archived)
# c.i.a
is investigating your post

you will be informed shortly
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Woohoo!
I've always wanted to be an "Enema of the State"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:55, archived)
# haha - this is so true
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:40, archived)
# cheeky pe-roast
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 3:01, archived)
# this shit proves that men are as stupid and gullible as women.
"if i smell like this artificial sewer stink, i'll be more attractive!"

fuck i hope it causes cancer and herpes and blindness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 3:26, archived)