Just a quick compo post

Not much effort, im tired and theres shitty college work to be done

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

(Krissgti is chasing the greasy homeless of glasgow, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 21:26, archived)

But where is the apostrophe supposed to be?

(Cakie capable runt, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 21:27, archived)

Your two dads?

( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 21:29, archived)

yeah, and they both gary glitter

they glitter long time
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)

what about them?
Anyway the other one's not my dad, that's Uncle Sid and him and Dad are just friends.
(Cakie capable runt, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 21:32, archived)

Not your real uncle then.

( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 21:33, archived)

Nope he's my special Uncle.

(Cakie capable runt, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)

I'm dad's Gary Glitter?

( Rico, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 21:41, archived)

In fact..
he is !

Quick but funny enough
( M@n!nblacK, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 21:29, archived)

well...
he tells me to call him "daddy"
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:05, archived)

You forgot the second part of the title:
"How To Glue Your Asshole Shut"
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)