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[challenge entry] It was part of a larger assault

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(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# that looks excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# The towers will be down any minute
you may proceed your attack
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# haha
and i thought this compo was going to be crap
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# The shield generator has been destroyed
you may start your attack now Lord Vader...I mean...osama


Edit - damn you mediocre, I didnt play "Battlefronts" obsessively just to be out quoted *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)
# i believe it is 'the sheild will be down in moments, you may start your landing'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)
# You may have the quote correct
but I have...whats that behind you!!???

*runs away shiftily*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)
# three headed monkey?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:08, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)
# only because my daughter watches it over and over driving mrs ivesb mad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)
# How old is she?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)
# 3 next month
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Your daughter watches starwars?
You have trained them well
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)
# oh yes.
i try not to let the mrs and the grannies turn her into a pink princess
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)
# haha well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Despite Nanny & Grannys best efforts....
My 19 month old daughters 2 fave words are Dalek & Tardis.


Thus I win I think.

Did get her to say Mornington Cresent yesterday too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)
# You have a daughter with great taste.
Not being funny, but how old is she. It's just that anybody below the age of about 25 knows nothing about starwars beyond phantom bloody menace.

Edit - 3??? isnt she scared by the wampa, cos it still scares me and i'm 10x her age.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)
# no daughter of mine is going to be cry baby!
nah, she loves it!
thats my girl!
*fatherly pride*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# If ever I had children, I would have to teach them the important stuff
like starwars. My problem would be that I would want them to get into the films I love too soon, like trying to get them to appreciate the first 2 Godfather films at 3.

I mean, when would it be appropriate to show a child "Die Hard"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Just mute it at the swearwords.
They might catch 4, maybe 5% of the dialogue =)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Yippie kai-ay muddy-funster
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:25, archived)
# haha
This version has to be released!
Its like the Airplane version of shaun of the dead. Funk and Prink.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:27, archived)
# these days?
it should be on cbeebies!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:25, archived)
# The wampa?
Oh the Yeti thing. Yea that is a bit scary.
Rancor for the win though
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# rancor doesn't bother her either.
EDIT: she actually asked the missus if she could 'watch the one with the rancor' but she didn't know
which one it was so ickle ivesb found it.
she know the films from the colour of the lightsaber on the box!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I always felt a bit sad when the rancor dies and that chubby guy runs out and cries
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# What about the arm that Obi-Wan chops off in "A New Hope"
in mos eisely.

"He doesnt like you...I dont like you"

Edit - or the smoldering skeltons of Luke's auntie and uncle, still gives me shivers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# it is scary...
big girls blouse
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I just remembered it from the film
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)