What should I draw this'arvo?
( JollyJack will draw what the f**k he likes, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:44, archived)

A line
3 miles long.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:45, archived)

how wide?

(Prof UnderCover trying to bring back pillaging, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)

Pip doing a king kong and climbing the empire state....
while being shot down by the denizens :)
( nadey, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:45, archived)

something nice.
EDIT: scarlet, in a 50's style dress.

if you do this for me i promise i'll leave you alone for at least 3 months*.

*i'll do this anyway so it doesn't matter.
( Mr. Johnson Thursday is Squits day, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:45, archived)

the woes of the world summed up in just 3 colours

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:45, archived)

Arf!

( Jessie © is contradiction, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)

alright then
3 and an arf colours
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)

exactly how does one work out half a colour?
only use 3 hex digits?
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:50, archived)

Half a pantone.
A pant, if you will.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)

Then it is agreed.
JJ will draw 3 colour pants that sum up the woes of the world.
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)

Snap the crayola in half?

(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)

I don't know
but you should make matching denizen salt and pepper pots

I'd buy them
( Mushroom, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)

So would I actually
That would be VERY cool

Edit: you know I mean that because I used capitals, that's very serious. Hope you noticed.
( Jessie © is contradiction, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)

*stares at shiny thing*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahaha!
lovely!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)

Banthar The Uber Sex Turtletron.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)

A phone box disguised as a tree!

(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)

wah!
deja vu!
( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahaha, that's great

( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)

Sophie Ellis Bexter with her head trapped through railings having cricket balls thrown at her face

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)

I like her new song.
And she's quite fit with her hair down. Plus she wears a lot of green, and I like that.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

And she got the best lap time on top gear
that MUST count for something.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)

That's a good point.
God I love Top Gear. When's it back?
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:50, archived)

dunno
but how I long for clarkson's dulcet tones
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)

All of them.
The America episode's one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. What was on the side of Hammond's truck? GAY LOVE RULES OK?
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

i believe it was.
MAN LOVE RULES OK? it made me an instant fan.
( Mr. Johnson Thursday is Squits day, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)

which american ep
there's been a few
missed most of the last series though. weekends have been busy this year :(
as for returning it may not be til next year due to a delayed filming schedule
(cs192 supports Aunty Dave the Hat's protest, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)

that and this
something has happened to her

she's gone all sexy and then some
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:50, archived)

This^
Although I've always thought she's sexy
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)

she's quite fit
if the screen ratio on the telly is set wrong
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)

I agree
Her face is not unlike a big, square box of meat.
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

I'm with the Toastmeister on this one.
A truly dreadful woman who moves like a comedy prostitue on EVERY song.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:50, archived)

What kind of music do you like?

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)

Depends what mood I'm in
but my main likes are somewhere around Rufus Wainwright, PJ Harvey & Ben Folds.
/awaits abuse
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

I'm not going to abuse you.
I listen to a mix of speed metal, prog and Justin Timberlake, I'm not one to judge.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)

'ternoon Cap'n
/shanty
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)

/abuses because it's expected
my CD player is under a drift of Ben Folds, Barenaked Ladies* and Tom Waits CDs.

*the band. I'm not that kind of guy. Specififcally I'm not that lucky.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)

good lord man
I'm sensing quite a lot of Ellis-Bexter rage here...

yes i'm as intuitive as a small houseplant
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

Something without breasts
go on, I want to see if you can
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)

Why the fuck would you want him to though?
no tits.

That's true on so many levels.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

I did yesterday.
(There was only one suggestion made that didn't involve them.......or the words "draw something without breasts")
( JollyJack will draw what the f**k he likes, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)

Did you draw Paris Hilton?
Because I've checked and she is boobless.
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)

55378008?
Fantastic.

And she is. Also pointless. And Captainlikeyless.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)

not anymore
She got 'boosted'
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)

ooh yes, love em without breasts
/gary glitter
(mogfather is very excited with his new skates, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)

Scarlet finding out how to use the colour printer
And exhausting all the cartridges printing out 'mirrors'
( Jessie © is contradiction, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

A canoeing monkey

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson is a Pokemon, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

a cow on a course on how to use a chainsaw for cutting down his forrest so he can have a pasture field all to himself

( SkUG .co.uk did actually post a naked 20,000 picture..., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)

a he-cow?

(this week i am mostly - useless, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)

a transvestitte cow....
shh typo :p _honest...
( SkUG .co.uk did actually post a naked 20,000 picture..., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

you guys and your fetishes...

(this week i am mostly - useless, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)

NO!
NO. NO. NO. it was supposed to be innocent and you questioned the cows sexuality and made it all dirty, YOU and YOUR fetishes!
( SkUG .co.uk did actually post a naked 20,000 picture..., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:08, archived)

*pffft*
and yet you're the one milking the subject!

J'accuse!
(this week i am mostly - useless, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)

barbarian babes on the moon.

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)

Woo! I do love your non-drawing posts.
It's nothing against your drawings, I'm just not into squirrels with tits.
(James Cupboard hates Phones 4 U, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)

i yam
nuts deep
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)

draw a Wall Street Trader from 1929
but he's not a financial trader, he's a toilet trader. We catch him inflagrante with a prominent 20s music hall star who shall rename nameless for legal reasons. The trader is up to his knees in the music hall star's guts and a comedy Irish New York cop is trying to pull him out, he has a visible stiffy beneath his uniform trousers.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)

Joos
in the style of Warhols soup

or a sexy pagan
(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Riding one of those miniture railways, with a frustrated look on his face
( Weetobix is selling these fine leather jackets, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)

excellent!

( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:24, archived)

Ninja Boudica!

( teedyay, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 15:26, archived)

My dad knew people who jumped when it crashed and then lived
and they're still mad they missed.
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)