Sad bastard conversation coming up.Human: Erm, will you go out with me?
G. Bot: Only with you? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Human: I can bring a friend too if that helps.
G. Bot: Oh you can, can you?
Human: Yes, yes I can.
G. Bot: How? How? Who taught you?
Human: Hey baby, it's just a knack I've picked up over the years.
G. Bot: You've got my full attention. Don't call me 'Baby'. Erm will me go out is a knack you have picked up over the years. I suppose that makes sense.
(G. Bot: Only with you? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Human: I can bring a friend too if that helps.
G. Bot: Oh you can, can you?
Human: Yes, yes I can.
G. Bot: How? How? Who taught you?
Human: Hey baby, it's just a knack I've picked up over the years.
G. Bot: You've got my full attention. Don't call me 'Baby'. Erm will me go out is a knack you have picked up over the years. I suppose that makes sense.
Ijon Tichy,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45,
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