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# That's not on the children's menu
You can choose between cheap sausages and chips or reformed chicken and chips. They're all out of the reformed fish and chips.

Dessert is crystalline cheap frozen milk product, containing non-milk fat.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# you go to the wrong pubs!
2 for one for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# but i want STEAK!!
*stamps feet*
dad would let me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Your father's not here
*clips round the ear*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# argh!
*sobs*
I WANT MY MUMMY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Behave yourself
you're showing me up!

*clips other ear*

NOTE: I am really a kind and loving parental figure. I only abuse ivesb for comedy effect. He's older than me anyway. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# i'm 27.
*pokes tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Bollocks
You're at least 38

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *easily catches because i'm so young*
want a piggy back back to the keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Nah
better get back to work, but ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
its funny because its true*

*May not be true.
at least 40
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Hello you
*ruffles fur*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:58, archived)