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[challenge entry] Constable! Please help us find Maddie!

Hull please!

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(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# you know when people asked
the other week "when's the cut-off point? when can i make jokes about maddie and not get disembowelled?"
i would presume it was the other day. when they went and arranged to see the pope

/standard disclaimer: of course i don't wish any ill on them. i hope that's obvious
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# They have jumped the shark with that.
*cue football-style chants about going to Rome to see the Pope*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Most Maddie Posts
I either find in bad taste, poorly contrived or just not funny at all. This is one of the rare ones which makes me chuckle, you haven't relied on crossing a line to be funny the humour comes from the juxtaposition of the new and the old.

(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Why thank you.
With terminology like that, you could ace an art A-Level.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I have a GCSE in Magniloquence
And have used it to cover my terminal ignorance for 15 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:06, archived)