this reminds me of a joke my mum told me
a guy had a tiny cock, so he got it extended. they used a special operation using elephant trunk tissue. when it was in full working order
he took his girlfriend out to dinner, hoping for a test drive. all of a sudden, his dick shot out, grabbed a bun, and shot back in again, his girlfriend said 'WOW! DO THAT AGAIN!'
and the guy said
'i don't think my arse can manage another one'
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he took his girlfriend out to dinner, hoping for a test drive. all of a sudden, his dick shot out, grabbed a bun, and shot back in again, his girlfriend said 'WOW! DO THAT AGAIN!'
and the guy said
'i don't think my arse can manage another one'