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# this reminds me of a joke my mum told me
a guy had a tiny cock, so he got it extended. they used a special operation using elephant trunk tissue. when it was in full working order
he took his girlfriend out to dinner, hoping for a test drive. all of a sudden, his dick shot out, grabbed a bun, and shot back in again, his girlfriend said 'WOW! DO THAT AGAIN!'

and the guy said
'i don't think my arse can manage another one'
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# you are 14
your mother is still too busy picking up scrotes in night clubs to even bother to talk to you.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:46, archived)