Imagine the shame...
...of going grey!



From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

arf
but news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6725653.stm

so who's left? Sagitarians?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

YAY
I'm sagittarius.
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

haha
you sagitarian twat
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

:(
I got racial abuse from an Italian girl for having a Polish grandad.
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

did you hear about the Pole who emigrated to Italy?
he increased the average IQ in both countries


/Monkhouse RIP

I DECLARE TODAY TO BE 70S STYLE RACISM DAY.

An Irishman, a paki and a jew were firebombing a temple, when the jew turned to the irishman and said "don't worry paddy - you are next" and the irishman said "begorrah" and did a little jig. meanwhile the paki opened a corner shop and did very well for himself and his family. The jew became a jeweller and the irishman can still be seen pissing in alleys behind pubs. the end.
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

that first one means that he's the stupidest man in Poland but more intelligent than all the people in Italy,
it's a compliment to Poland :)
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

yes!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

shouldn't you be in a meeting?
is this going to start a englishman irishman and a scotsman
style of thread?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman
All stood and laughed at the welshman on the other side of the room
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

'ning Sexy McTrelly
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'ning all
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

'ning you soon to be coat!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

soon to be coat?
says who?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

me
*brings blunderbuss to bear*
say hello to my lttle friend!
BOOM!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

never mind that shit
there's a bear!

*runs*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

would you hand me that shotgun buddy
also that chair
we're fighting a bear
now your life's in great danger
and you don't even care
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*dives in front*
*gets blunderbussed*
Ow!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

wow
thank you so much
i had no idea you cared.

*applies elastoplast*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

*cradles in arms*
NNNNNNNNOOOOOO damn you!!
take me instead!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

'Ning Phexy McMinky
Never really into Fraggle Rock, but woo nonetheless...
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

never really into fraggle rock?
are you mad woman?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

Just never exposed to it
I've never seen it, and therefore can't claim to be into it.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

hang on
that's me today!

myself and colleague were told to get to the Scottish office for 7.30 - no other fucker has even turned up yet - Scotch bastards!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

probably too pissed or sick from haggis or laid up from log tossing.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

Heh heh
I love haggis, it's yummy :-)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

*fetches petrol and cooks matches*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

hehe
actually its lovely up here
everyone is very friendly, the beer is cheap and food is marvelous
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

good lad
where in scotland are you?

/in glasgow blog
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

/in glasgow response
Strathclyde Business Park, Belshill really
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

ooh not too far away
*waves*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

minibash?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

don't anounce it!
and don't go too fast, you'll catch fire
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

not till I get back to my hotel room and select the 'special channel'

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

*waves at wall*
ello!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

is it needless racism tiem?

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)

Nowt wrong wi' chopsticks
I think I'm more co-ordinated with them than with a fork and knife.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

that's like saying a man with no arms and legs
can run faster on his hands than he can on his legs.
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

sharpening the ends and spearing your food is not the correct method!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

Ssssh, they'll find out!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

haha - good idea

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

they do that in the congo :)

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

I have a Polish grandfather (had, actually).
I actually feel quite proud that I have Polish ancestry.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

'ning W!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

'ning i.
'Ning everyone else.
My glands are up so far that my throat feels as though I'm going to start finding it difficult to breathe before long.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Aquariums for the win!

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)

Tropical or marine?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)

tropical clearly!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

Gingerism is blatantly not racism.
It's sexism.



Because it looks great on women but stupid on blokes.

These people should learn how to use the language properly.
( Afinkawan, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

You sure?
...Cilla, Sonia, Bonnie Langford?

I guess there's always execptions
(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)