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[challenge entry] Imagine the shame...
...of going grey!


From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)
# arf
but news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6725653.stm

so who's left? Sagitarians?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# YAY
I'm sagittarius.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# haha
you sagitarian twat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
# :(
I got racial abuse from an Italian girl for having a Polish grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# did you hear about the Pole who emigrated to Italy?
he increased the average IQ in both countries


/Monkhouse RIP

I DECLARE TODAY TO BE 70S STYLE RACISM DAY.

An Irishman, a paki and a jew were firebombing a temple, when the jew turned to the irishman and said "don't worry paddy - you are next" and the irishman said "begorrah" and did a little jig. meanwhile the paki opened a corner shop and did very well for himself and his family. The jew became a jeweller and the irishman can still be seen pissing in alleys behind pubs. the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# that first one means that he's the stupidest man in Poland but more intelligent than all the people in Italy,
it's a compliment to Poland :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# shouldn't you be in a meeting?
is this going to start a englishman irishman and a scotsman
style of thread?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman
All stood and laughed at the welshman on the other side of the room
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# 'ning Sexy McTrelly
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15759/1181136612/doozers.gif

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# 'ning you soon to be coat!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# soon to be coat?
says who?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# me
*brings blunderbuss to bear*
say hello to my lttle friend!
BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# never mind that shit
there's a bear!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# would you hand me that shotgun buddy
also that chair
we're fighting a bear
now your life's in great danger
and you don't even care
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*dives in front*
*gets blunderbussed*
Ow!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# wow
thank you so much
i had no idea you cared.

*applies elastoplast*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *cradles in arms*
NNNNNNNNOOOOOO damn you!!
take me instead!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# 'Ning Phexy McMinky
Never really into Fraggle Rock, but woo nonetheless...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# never really into fraggle rock?
are you mad woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Just never exposed to it
I've never seen it, and therefore can't claim to be into it.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# hang on
that's me today!

myself and colleague were told to get to the Scottish office for 7.30 - no other fucker has even turned up yet - Scotch bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# probably too pissed or sick from haggis or laid up from log tossing.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Heh heh
I love haggis, it's yummy :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# *fetches petrol and cooks matches*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# hehe
actually its lovely up here
everyone is very friendly, the beer is cheap and food is marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# good lad
where in scotland are you?

/in glasgow blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# /in glasgow response
Strathclyde Business Park, Belshill really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ooh not too far away
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# minibash?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# don't anounce it!
and don't go too fast, you'll catch fire
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# not till I get back to my hotel room and select the 'special channel'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# *waves at wall*
ello!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# is it needless racism tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Nowt wrong wi' chopsticks
I think I'm more co-ordinated with them than with a fork and knife.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# that's like saying a man with no arms and legs
can run faster on his hands than he can on his legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# sharpening the ends and spearing your food is not the correct method!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Ssssh, they'll find out!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# haha - good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# they do that in the congo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I have a Polish grandfather (had, actually).
I actually feel quite proud that I have Polish ancestry.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# 'ning W!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# 'ning i.
'Ning everyone else.
My glands are up so far that my throat feels as though I'm going to start finding it difficult to breathe before long.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Aquariums for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Tropical or marine?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# tropical clearly!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Gingerism is blatantly not racism.
It's sexism.



Because it looks great on women but stupid on blokes.

These people should learn how to use the language properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# You sure?
...Cilla, Sonia, Bonnie Langford?

I guess there's always execptions
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)