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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# anyone can be a scientist
but it takes a true nutjob to be religious
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# are you calling the pope a nutjob?

weeeell, I'm going to bed now. G'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# alright then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# who wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# and a complete mentalist to pretend to actually be a god.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# shut it mortal!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# *readies smiting hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Some sort of knowledge of
scientific method is often thought to be a pre-requisite for being a scientist.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# nonsense!
all you need:
1 white coat
1 test tube
1 gilson
some sheets of graph paper and a pencil
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Scientist?
I'm a scientist. What is a gilson?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# a type of automated pipette I think
(I'm actually a computer based scientist! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Sadly not
automated...entirely thumb work

/biochemist
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# nay!
Log-log paper is required for true science.
If it's graph paper you're just pretending.
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# mmmmmm...
...Gilson
(crookedjon, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# He is a proper scientist.
He's just a poor philosopher.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# To be fair
He's pretty poor at both! Just slightly better at science.
(Adamish Time of death, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# haven't read that book yet
should probably read his one about god first

edit: just in case someone thought i was talking bollox
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)