I shall respond in the style of a creationist

But you're using too many words. Surely your argument doesn't need so many words. By using so many words, your argument has become invalid. You use too many words. There are too many words.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

Erk!
Well: eye no good, God idiot.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)

You are using too few words!
Your argument is invalid! Words too few. Few new words!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

Difftast smarken spladoint,
eret noGod, forstist eyemein inbeingevolved.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)