now, where did I plant that catnip..?


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( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

yay
an huge cat with laser eyes!
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)

I always knew cats were evil
You have confirmed it.

You should receive the Order of Lenin for this.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)

at least
they are like a bazilliun times smarter than dogs.

Bazilliun doesnt really exist. it just sounds huge and cool.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)

Yes, but dogs are genuine.
Cats are sneaky bastards, and I don't trust them.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)

its true.
and they don't bring you the paper in the morning... but they don't piss all over your house / garden like dogs..
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)

yes they fucking do
our garden's always full of the next door cat's shit
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)

No.
They just shit all over your neighbour's garden.

[edit: mindpiss!]
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)

Haha!
I'd get cats if i didnt like my neighbours.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)

I'd get cats
if I wasn't allergic to them.

And if I didn't hate the evil little fuckers.

This is practically a b3ta suicide note, but I don't care
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)

But you like kittens.
Don't you? don't you!?!
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)

I'm with you
any cat under 300 pounds is the spawn of the devil. Stinking little whoring bastards and you should be able to shoot them like the old days.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)

i'd kill cats
actually there's no if
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:19, archived)

thanks ...
... I think?
( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)

that earth
is just begging to be yarned.
^this
(creem all over your face, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)

Longcat is looooooooooooooooooong

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)

Wallpaperify
Purleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)

well...
original size is 758x568 - click, then "download photo"
( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)