Outlook
Does your "real" diary ping at you two days after you should have done something? Does it?
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

No
It gives me paper cuts instead.
( Captain V 100% meaty satisfaction, guaranteed, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Ah, paper cuts
War wound of the office administrator
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

Or
The scatterbrained student.
( Captain V 100% meaty satisfaction, guaranteed, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)