After Working in a womens clothes shop for a while
and dealing with shoes a lot, I find myself going, 'they are pretty' or 'Phwoar sexy shoes'
I fear I am going fruity.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11,
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I fear I am going fruity.
Nah, just ultrasexy.
Men that can appreciate shoes are few and far between. Manwife's getting the hang of it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13,
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One of my bosses asked me what a certain pair of steletoes said to me
Back PVC with a steel heal, I said to me they say
"Dave I don't want your children just yet, but I sure as hell want to practice making them lots"
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15,
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"Dave I don't want your children just yet, but I sure as hell want to practice making them lots"
Fuck yes.
what do these say? They're red, by the way.
www.flickr.com/photos/captwow/553595300/
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18,
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www.flickr.com/photos/captwow/553595300/
"ow my skin is falling off due to all the glitter rubbing against it"
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20,
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Nice
Quite lovely Captain. I've a pair just like them only they aren't red, or glittery, or platforms. Guess they really aren't just like them...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:50,
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Hmmm.
"he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot)."
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17,
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what the hell does that say?
did you copy and paste it from myspace?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19,
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Well...
'“R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat...since he was a pedo.
'“No, actshelly kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.'
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25,
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'“No, actshelly kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.'
have you tied sex with a man?
how do you know you don't like it?
i'm sure there is a friend who will be willing to help you.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:21,
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how do you know you don't like it?
i'm sure there is a friend who will be willing to help you.
No
and my answer to the "how do you know you don't like it if you havent tried it?" Question that my gay friends do ask is as follows:
I've never tried pulling my eyeballs out using a red hot poker while slowly sliding down a spike that has been inserted into my ass and is working its way through my internal organs towards my brain. But I have this strange feeling that I won't like.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31,
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I've never tried pulling my eyeballs out using a red hot poker while slowly sliding down a spike that has been inserted into my ass and is working its way through my internal organs towards my brain. But I have this strange feeling that I won't like.