citizen kermit: a classic
From the Muppets do the Movies challenge. See all 582 entries (closed)
( , Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
From the Muppets do the Movies challenge. See all 582 entries (closed)
( , Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
Sorry but EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!
I was by my front door having a ciggy (thanks smoking ban) and this really seedy looking old Egyptian bloke come up to me and put his hand on my waist and says 'Do you know if there are any massage parlours round here?'
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
*Gets out the white spirits to cleanse himself*
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23,
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
*Gets out the white spirits to cleanse himself*
Hahahahahaha!
Did he pick the biggest bloke he could see or something?
Edit- read about the news in my area. Go on, I know you want to.
www.bucksherald.co.uk/sectionhome.aspx?sectionid=789
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24,
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Edit- read about the news in my area. Go on, I know you want to.
www.bucksherald.co.uk/sectionhome.aspx?sectionid=789
That's a thought
are firemen allowed to smoke at work? And if not, why not?
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:28,
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Well if you will stand there in your towel, fag in one hand, baby oil in t'other...
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25,
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i know!
i was joking!
sheesh!
i saw a pic today of strippers nipping out for a smoke.
and not bothering to get dressed first!
hummina
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:29,
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sheesh!
i saw a pic today of strippers nipping out for a smoke.
and not bothering to get dressed first!
hummina
I've got two Swedish strippers stayign here
One's got fake boobs though, which is a real turn off!
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31,
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