gearstick of the future


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(Persephone, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 7:40, archived)

I think
this rat's attempt to evolve into an armadillo is doomed to failure.
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 7:45, archived)

It's clearly
a knight of the round table!
so it's fictional anyway :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 7:47, archived)

Chain mail
is much better than a chain letter (yarr..)
(benlington, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:07, archived)

Pirates are
too tough for chain-mail. If one had heard your swab you'd be sent to Davy Jones'.

They were berserkers. (pun)
(-T, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:11, archived)

yarr!
harharhar!
(benlington, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)

Here is
another animal in armour.
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:14, archived)

May I just take this moment to say how nice it is to see you back again sir.
Hope all is well and top of the morning to you.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:24, archived)

aaaghhh people are coming
quick! hide the whores!!!!!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:26, archived)

Hurry!
In my closet!!! And stay there!
(-T, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:30, archived)

good idea
And....everybody........act normal........NOW!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:33, archived)

i've said it before
and i'll say it again.
fnord you are bizarro.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:30, archived)

Bizarre a good
B3tan make.

BizarHo. He he. *chuckles quietly*
(-T, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:37, archived)

That's very kind of you, sir
I'm delighted to be back. I just love this place.

A very fine morning to yourself and all the other inhabitants of the B3tish Isles!
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)

pip pip tally ho!
Top hole.
( Samsonite, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:29, archived)

havent seen you about in ages
and i loved your tattyshops. they were some of the bestest :)
(hazey, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)

Thanks
[blushes]
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)

he says that
but all he's done since you left is bitch about you... ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)

hehe
:)
(hazey, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 8:44, archived)