This was better in my head.
Then again, probably not. Damn cider...



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( Happy Phantom wore a tall hat and a tattooed gown, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)

well, i laughed
a bit, anyway
i remember reading this at an age where i got immense but puerile amusement out of the owl being called 'plop'
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

You remember!
I used to love that story ;)
( Happy Phantom wore a tall hat and a tattooed gown, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)

I loved Orion
because he was named after the only constellation I knew at the time
(LandmineCat 's board sig, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)

Hah.
You only knew his belt. I'd put money on it.
( Happy Phantom wore a tall hat and a tattooed gown, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)

Haha
So did I ¬_¬

I think I still have it somewhere
edit: woo, it made me grin ;D
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)

as below... so did I
awesome story : D
( giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)

I had it on cassette read by Maureen Lipman
And a damn fine job she did too
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)

plop?
[edit:
to make that make more sense: Plop!
( giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)

hoho
That must take up alot of black ink though :/
(Arahan, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

It would have...
But I cleverly opted to upload it, rather than print it out and post it.

:)
( Happy Phantom wore a tall hat and a tattooed gown, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)

Cunning..
I'll try that
(Arahan, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)