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# time to go for the zoo?
hi all it may concern... I've see a bloke a few times editing a mag at my local pub every wed for a while. Today I've found out what mag it is…

FUCKING ZOO!!!

here is the editor/copy checker:



He's there every week, 1:30 onwards. So, if you've had your work published by ZOO, I think next week is good to get your cheque!

maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=W1T+3PA&ie=UTF8&z=16&iwloc=addr&om=1
(perkusfux, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# excellent!!
get shit-faced as you edit a mag!
that explians a lot...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# It's born of fustration
of not being allowed upstairs:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# a velvet rope.....
velllllvet...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# What are the chances his looking on b3ta
And'll give perkusfux a shiner next time he goes in the pub?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# =)
better than average!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# yay
then get him arrested for ABH
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# arg
please be like.. legally.. thing and stuff

just be legally thing and stuff!!


as it were
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# that some sound advice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# you should see me in court
"Your honour, it's like.. well, innit, so like, yeah, haha, like dunno"

*sit back down*

*stand back up*

"I love your wig!!"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# go to court a lot do you?
*edges away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# yeah but it's not bad thing
I collect restraining orders

One is rather restrained these days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Office chuckle a bit
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I think what discomeats is saying is
cunt him in the fuck.
Twice.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# SIDEWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# With a hamster mounted on a powerdrill
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# with fricken laZer beam eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Shameless Pea
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I know a song about that.
LEGALLY THING AND STUFF
LEGALLY THING AND STUFF
AND STUFF
STUFFY STUFF STUFF
LEGALLY THING AND STUFF.

(To the tune of "BUM BUM BUM FACE BUM")
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# this reminds me of Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
best song ever™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Yes
and it tiles.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I can't find my cunting microphone
or I would record this god damn song right now!

:)

instead, have a song about my love for chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# YEs
You can always tell an EMAP employee by his blurredness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *blurs*
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Tell him to send me a thousand euros
then he may publish all the shite he can find in my posts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# thats only about £7.48
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# *snarl!*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I thought that was an image
of TGA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# What'll be interesting now
is if his employers see this photo of him skiving off at the pub whilst supposedly working. You'll probably see him in the unemployment line next.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
#
i was thinking that too!
I'm sure they steal every day…

Are you a ZOO employee?

confess your sins now!!!!
(perkusfux, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# moi?
oh please.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# i used to drive the van for an animal sanctuary.
does that count?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Legal action?
People can't distribute your work for profit.
Zoo makes profit, therefore i have come to the conclusion, they ARE GAY.

Edit : i think they make profit? I've never seen anyone buy it
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Good work!
Now get a less blurry picture for us to photoshop.

Either that or spend an hour looking over his shoulder, then grab a couple of pages, tell him you're going to sell it to some braindead morons but unfortunately you won't be paying him.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# sorry
That's all i got - I was being a bit James Bond. (but not quite as good!)
(perkusfux, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Just do it blatantly then
Say, "Excuse me mate" take his photo then hand him a bit of paper printed with (in a very small font) "Unless stated otherwise, all pictures taken for b3ta.com."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
yes, this, sweet justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)