Another 80's one - this time from Lisa Stansfield.


*buys ticket*

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

this is a serious contender here....
*clicks like buggery*
( The Great Architect, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

Hahaha
To hull with you!
( Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

oh very good
*puts you on train*
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

ouch!

( rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

bad man! :)

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

" So in conclusion we are
off to Disneyland, Florida for a month to raise the profile of this little known case to see if our little one has been kidnapped by Mickey Mouse"

Blond baby trade you thick cunt5s. She's now some rich, barren couple's kid.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

and has a lovely collection of sunglasses

( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)

haha very good
I'm sick of seeing that "looking into your soul with bared teeth" pic though.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

it's on the cover of at least one tabloid per day here

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

the font is the most offensive bit

( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

i'm RISing
help me out!
( rosey on twitter as @helenelectric, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)

not just me then!

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

Been around the world and I, I, I, I can't find my baby...

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

ahaha
oh dear
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

my sentiments
exactly
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)

"been around the world and i-i-i-i
can't find my baby!"
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

ahahahahahahahahah
BRILLIANT!
( rosey on twitter as @helenelectric, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

Oh, I'm going to hell....

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)

Be a love
and have the kettle on ready for when I arrive.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

Will do - tea or coffee?

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

Coffee please
cream and 12 sugars.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

genius

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

the mum would be quite hot is she smiled a bit more.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
"Cheer up love, you're never going to replace her if you go round looking like that."
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)

error
she's scouse
( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

I don't know where I don't know why...
Er, you left the window open and couldn't be fucked to get a babysitter?

*click*
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

now I've worked out what it is
I laughed my head off. Have a woo and a *click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

Pees his pants...
harsh but true!
(activethistle, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)

Fuck my arse and call me a bitch
I RIS'd forever untill i found the reply that explained it, and when i finally got it I laughed more than I ever have before..

This in my opinion is the funniest, most clever and subtle post I have ever seen on B3ta

Have a Woo Yay Houpla Shinobi
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)

must
not
lau..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks*
( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)