Everyone should always want scotch eggs
Apart from the scotch
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

Fortunately there are no such people!

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

I'll never forget my kwik save scotch egg
it contained no egg!

damn you!! damn you to hell kwik save! you are bankrupt now, due to selling sausage meat with egg sized voids in it!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)