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known as m! is pissing in pants,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:07,
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I'm cold :(
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:09,
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get dressed and stop manipulating your unwashed genitals, you DIRTY little boy.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:10,
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afternoon sexy
what you up to this fine day?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:16,
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'noon Toast...noice FP sir
'noon Dixon how are you this wonderfully sunny (for us more southerly british types) September day
WOO...tiz my 4th b3taday *goes in search of cakes for all*
edit: Apologies known as m! noice anim as well
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:18,
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morning you horrible bastards
I bet you're all fab.
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:19,
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morning?
where are you GMOS :)
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:21,
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in work :(
but about to leave, Happy 4th.
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:22,
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Happy hometime!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:22,
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commiserations for the work
I am having a break from loft work so I can understand your plight
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:24,
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ICE CREAMS FOR ALL!
except for some.
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:24,
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hmmmm....Mr Whippy ok?
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:31,
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if you really want that.
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:31,
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In a strange coincedence a Mr Whippy ice cream van has just been forced to pull up outside the house*
*this is 100% true...really...I am now scared
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:35,
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HAAPPPYYYY
B3333333333333TAAAAAAAAADDDDDAAYYY CUUUUTIEEEEEPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
![](http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7066/cocksizecake2zj.jpg)
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:22,
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anyone would think you were ghey for me :)
*Gets out sausage for dixon*
![Image Hosted by ImageShack.us](http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9352/sausagehat28qp.gif)
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:25,
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:P
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:26,
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Well by proxy
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:28,
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'noon Mr Ghost
I love that...the true essence of b3ta
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:30,
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'ning matey
Yeah I just watched that four time. It has to be the most fantaboulous thing on the internetz.
I'm still loving this table though!
![](http://www.ocallaghans.co.uk/b3ta/table.jpg)
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:34,
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That is indeed a fabulous table
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:35,
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You just want to buy the mirror:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:44,
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GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:47,
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Yup
You finally saw it:P
Sorry I love misdirection:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:48,
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haha yes
I keep meaning to do the famous kettle pic as a milestone pic
But I don't own a kettle :(
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:49,
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teaspoon pic?:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:52,
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Teaspoon??
LADLE, motherfucker :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:54,
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You fucking wish
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:57,
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That I had a ladle?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:58,
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That your cock was not the size of your icon
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:00,
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pfft
oh you
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:03,
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Pooft
OH! YOU! OOHHH!!! YEAH!!! OOH! Nah it's too small, I don't feel anything.
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:08,
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I wish I had one earlier on
When I was making vodka jelly!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:00,
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You catering for kids' parties again?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:04,
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Kids, backpacker
Very little difference:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:08,
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thimble you say?
Don't forget you got it out at the London bash:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:57,
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I didn't!
did i?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:59,
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YOu might have
A gentleman never tell:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:06,
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If I did it would be both surprising and not
Not surprising if I did
but surprising that I don't remember if I did :P
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:10,
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Is it wrong that this makes sense to me?
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:12,
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No
But it's wrong that it gave you an erection
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:13,
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Good thing it didn't then.
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:15,
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What's the "Kettle pic"?
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:53,
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:54,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:55,
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this a parody of the kettle* isn't it :)
*kettle? was it a kettle? bloody hell I've been on the all of the internets far to long...I shall go back to work right now.
have a lovely day folks
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:40,
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Not really
That actually made it into a New Zealand free ads page!!!
EDIT: You can clearly see South Island:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:43,
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hahahahahahahahah
what in fucking fuck!
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:16,
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PHWOAR!!!
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:23,
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well
thanks
and hippy b-day!
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known as m! is pissing in pants,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:25,
archived)
happy b3rthday chap
*opens mouth and waits for cake*
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:29,
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*resists temptation*
*gets out penis instead*
passes cake
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:33,
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eww
You should have your bowels checked
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:34,
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No attila just don't say another word
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:37,
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hahaha
*living room giggle*
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:39,
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Hullo fella
Nowt much - just sitting here manipulating my unwashed genitals
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:21,
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keep 'em moving, it protects against woodworm
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:30,
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Will do
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ClanSoul,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:59,
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shake it baby
ahhh-yeh-hea
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:10,
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this is beautiful!
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:19,
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oh yes sir!
(:
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known as m! is pissing in pants,
Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:21,
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