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# I'd love to just send them a picture of a cat. A specially tailored cat designed to pierce the correct emotional response out of the personal statement reading guys.
I'm going for English Language. I leik werds.
(, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Make them weep, like the cheap bitches they are
(, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Weep tears of joy right on the application.
I've seen the shit my friends wrote in their statements last year. One of them actually mentioned Warhammer in his, and got into the university I want to go to.

I don't think it's going to be too difficult to get this right, really.
(, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Jesus...
Make sure its a picture of a fat cat with a beard then. In an AC/DC tshirt.
(, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)