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# ... Good Morning, helpdesk - what seems to be the problem
yes.. okay... none at all?

Have you tried turning it off and back on again... right, and it didn't...? Oh you just pressed reset - okay - I'll talk you through it... while the computer's running just yank the plug out of the wall as fast as you can and put it into a glass of Irn Bru for 15 minutes. If you plug it back in and it still doesn't work call me back.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# This is uncannily accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I am everywhere at once
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# which must be part of the reason why I don't get any work done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# DO NOT NUDGE KICK OR JIGGLE THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU
I AM SITTING THERE - I AM EVERYWHERE AT ONCE - AND I WILL CUT YOU UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjnEnIDh6s8
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)