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...A true and righteous history of ‘The West’ by Hong Yang Wook, North Korean minister for Cultural Interpretation.
A History Of Shame
The West was colonised by cowboys who consumed each scrap of food they could scavenge. Soon the land was barren and dead. They also performed the act of animal husbandry, surely why their leader’s genetic material is so close to that of a deadly predator.
Fig1: The West
The West is a land of plenty only because Westerners love to thieve and hoard the hard-earned wealth of other more virtuous nations such as China and Belgium. Westerners love advanced electronic goods but their monstrous hands are so large that they cannot manipulate them correctly.
Fig2: The Western Flag
Villainy and Murder
It is law that all Western children are to be killed at birth so that their mothers can continue to enjoy a life of grotesque luxury and immorality. Thus the population of The West was rapidly ageing, which has led to the creation of an army of genetically perfect children being created in secret laboratories. These demonic spawn hate the rest of the world and wish only to join the Western Army to plunder riches for their leader, a kindly looking but vastly evil man. Surely an adversary worthy of the attention of the great Kim Jong-il!
Fig3: The Western Leader
The Fate of Tyrants
All tyrants shall fall, as history has shown us time and time again. Think of 1972 when the barbaric nation of Canada was reclaimed by the ocean. Our good Earth cannot countenance such outrageous evil!
Currently the population of the West is only approximately 20,000 but they control a staggering 97% of the world’s resources. What hope do we have against such a seemingly omnipotent enemy? We can but wait. And hope...
A History Of Shame
The West was colonised by cowboys who consumed each scrap of food they could scavenge. Soon the land was barren and dead. They also performed the act of animal husbandry, surely why their leader’s genetic material is so close to that of a deadly predator.
Fig1: The West
The West is a land of plenty only because Westerners love to thieve and hoard the hard-earned wealth of other more virtuous nations such as China and Belgium. Westerners love advanced electronic goods but their monstrous hands are so large that they cannot manipulate them correctly.
Fig2: The Western Flag
Villainy and Murder
It is law that all Western children are to be killed at birth so that their mothers can continue to enjoy a life of grotesque luxury and immorality. Thus the population of The West was rapidly ageing, which has led to the creation of an army of genetically perfect children being created in secret laboratories. These demonic spawn hate the rest of the world and wish only to join the Western Army to plunder riches for their leader, a kindly looking but vastly evil man. Surely an adversary worthy of the attention of the great Kim Jong-il!
Fig3: The Western Leader
The Fate of Tyrants
All tyrants shall fall, as history has shown us time and time again. Think of 1972 when the barbaric nation of Canada was reclaimed by the ocean. Our good Earth cannot countenance such outrageous evil!
Currently the population of the West is only approximately 20,000 but they control a staggering 97% of the world’s resources. What hope do we have against such a seemingly omnipotent enemy? We can but wait. And hope...
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(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:31, archived)
There' s a bounty on Kofi Annan's head,my he has a flat head to balance something like a bounty.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:33,
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I'm trying to read it.edit : read and it made me 'lol' :D
In other news, no ones on msn.. You'll be my friend? right? ;)
(In other news, no ones on msn.. You'll be my friend? right? ;)
Cae1,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:33,
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Not worth its own thread!Pixel room!
Also - Woo!
(Also - Woo!
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:35,
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Its a very nice pixel room :DI could live there.
Its all neat and in order.
(Its all neat and in order.
Cae1,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:36,
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The real thing is pretty neat actually...well, it possesses a thin veneer of neatness, with lots of crap just out of sight.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:41,
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Preston?I have a friend who is doing computer game design there.
( Cae1,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:43,
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Yes!I may know them...are they in Roeburn?
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:45,
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No idea.he's in Brock.
he says "tell him roeburn sucks, h has too much money, brock is win"
(he says "tell him roeburn sucks, h has too much money, brock is win"
Cae1,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:53,
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epic!and probably not a million miles from the Dear Leader's version of the truth
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:36,
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This articleshould be entered into the Uncyclopedia !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:53,
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