Hahahaaaaaa!
I LURVE the one about the old couple about to celebrate their 69th anniversary but I fear that this is turning into /talk
EDIT: ok two old ladies are chatting over their coffee
'it's your wedding anniversary soon doing anything special?'
'well it is 69 years so we thought we might try a little of the old . . . y'know . . . soixante-neuf!'
'Oooh! I say! well let me know how it goes'
So when they meet up the next week for a coffee the first question is obvious
'How did your anniversary go? Was it ace!?'
'No! It wasn't! I cooked him a beautiful meal we put our favourite record on had a little dance a bottle of champagne we went upstairs and . . .'
'Yes? YES??'
' . . . the silly sod fell asleep as soon as his feet hit the pillow!'
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EDIT: ok two old ladies are chatting over their coffee
'it's your wedding anniversary soon doing anything special?'
'well it is 69 years so we thought we might try a little of the old . . . y'know . . . soixante-neuf!'
'Oooh! I say! well let me know how it goes'
So when they meet up the next week for a coffee the first question is obvious
'How did your anniversary go? Was it ace!?'
'No! It wasn't! I cooked him a beautiful meal we put our favourite record on had a little dance a bottle of champagne we went upstairs and . . .'
'Yes? YES??'
' . . . the silly sod fell asleep as soon as his feet hit the pillow!'