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# dig, if you will, a picture.
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quick and dirty, but it has two merits: i think it's a relative of someone here as i had it tagged as such, and it's a much more sanity-friendly picture than the horrible porn one i was tempted to use.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty.
It makes me weep genuine tears.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:52, archived)
# tears of shame for your uncle stan, i bet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# ....alrighty...
........................................................................Clunge.
(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# animals strike curious poses...
...they feel the heat, the heat between me and the pool of wee from my unreliable bladder.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# CLUNGEWHIRL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Wow!
That could be me (if I shaved, was 20 years older, a little thinner and had a tendency to drink beer first thing in the morning)!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# That reminds me, it's almost two o'clock.
I might open one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Treu enough
But I'd still love you. Even if when you wore short shorts, your balls stuck out the sides and people asked you if you sat in gum...

yeah.. still love you.

dont mind the random stranger.
(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# is it your dad?
you should post pics of you and your dad in just your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# nah
nope.. my dads not that much of a drunk fuck..course.. my dads also an obese diabetic assflapper.
meh.
(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:59, archived)
# are you a sibling of pappa ratzi?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Not my dad
And you'll have to get your porn elsewhere, you naughty bear-lover you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# crumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# prince, the declining years ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# on the comeback trail, baby!
think of how degenerate people will think he is if he does this sort of thing when he's seventy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# THE TEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:55, archived)
# it's the 'come hither' look that draws us in.
that and the knowledge that those shorts used to be bright blue and now smell like a cheese made from fish.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Stunning.
KIWFSH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:02, archived)
# talk like that will make the doves cry, you know.
and who wants a bunch of weepy berds around?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:05, archived)