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# I miss Captain Planet.
No wonder everyone's on about carbon emissions now- we've got no Captain Planet to remind us of the errors of our evil ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I completely agree
I used to love it, even though by transmitting it, they were clearly using lots of electricity, so it was sort of ironic, but hey..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Special 80s electricity though.
Harvested from the static electricity created by Simon Le Bon's crotch rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# even as a child, i found it unlikely that baddies would pollute for the fun of it rather than as a byproduct of their big businesses
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *burns a rainforest for shits and giggles*
NYAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fool! To think it would never happen!

Where is your Captain Planet now?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# he got fat and old like all of my heros
... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I want to be a fat old ex-hero one day.
Either that or a Transformer.

That would be sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# sound slike a lot of hassle to me
why not just get fat and old and tell everyone you used to be a hero... until they hit you with an income tax bill that crippled you and now you suffer from anxiety attacks and they've put you on medication which makes you really gaseous
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Sounds sort of like being a Transformer.
But with less mobility.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# shop mobility in disguise
-- I am Cartomus Flid, from the Assistend Living Nebula
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# You could be a fat, old Transformer
You could turn into a transit van.

Or a volvo
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# "Back in my day, the only Transformers around were 2CVs!"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# true tho, all the captain planet baddies had no proper motivation at all
made me dismiss the whole thing. and because of that the river dolphin is now extinct!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Well, when the baddie has a name like 'Luton Plunder'
There's nothing left for him in this world other than burning rainforests and polluting seas
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Unfortunately, Captain Planet signed a lucrative spokeshero deal with Exxon Mobil and helps lobby for reductions to pollution fines..
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# The utter bastard.
Guantanamo him IMMEDIATELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# and the ethnic diversity of the planet
... erm

hello by the way, I'm not posting today but I wanted to say hai
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# oh hai!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# african bloke - check
... some sort of asian chick - check
ginger kid - check

hot blonde - check

all the people's of teh world are represented
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Italian, or maybe some sort of spanish...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# hot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# stock photos ftw!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Captain Planet!
He's our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero!

Didn't even need the innernets to remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# that's an ambitions target
although you notice he doesn't put a deadline on that statement ... what he was actually endorsing was the over pollution of the planet so that it can no longer support human life, meaning all humans are wiped out and thus pollution is ultimately reduced to zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# What a selfish wanker.
I hate him now.

HE WAS THE ELEMENT OF CHAOS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# he was sleeping with Gia
that's how he got the gig ... he was just some sick old Earth perv from Falmouth... he was actually called Fergus!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Captain Fergus, he's a pervert!
Gonna try and think of something rude that rhymes with pervert.


*sings*

I think I've got a hit on my hands now.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# you dropped this 's'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I've got a hit on my hands snow?
I've got a hit son my hands now?
I've got as hit on my hands now?
I've got a hit on my shands now?
I'ves got a hit on my hands now?

=]

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)