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# No! I don't want to think my Christmas dinner was HAPPY!
*cries*
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# welcome to the food chain
*consoles*
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I want my brussel sprouts screaming in terror as the bolt goes into the brain
adrenaline makes them tangy.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Nothing is too cruel to inflict on sprouts
Xp
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# It's OK, that was last year.
All those birds have been eaten long since.

This year they are all being kept nice and warm by incinerating them.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Oh, that's ok then
I like to think my turkey was miserable, and I'm actually helping it by eating it.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
What a wonderful viewpoint.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# It helps with the guilt
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)