Tommy Tank


From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(arniie, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)

you
nobcheese
(milkboy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)

woo to the pic and the reply.
.
( M@rkoni, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

That's my word
you word thief
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

your word?
how do you figure that?
( Dr Drink, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

My word is "albatros"
I live soley from the royalties.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

luckily
i got "albatross", which is why I'm so rich.

god, i need to stop being so picky
( butchbint, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)

I earn enough
from albatros to keep me happy.
I'm just glad there are people out there who don't know how to spell :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

fair point!
have you seen NTK's Google mispellings? A particular favorite of mine being this
( butchbint, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

No I made a mistake and deserve
to be mocked. :)
ntk is excellent.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)

Cause look


Look at the E!
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

bog off
smegma head
(milkboy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)

That's fine you can have that one
you cockbutter
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)

I see
Thomas the Tank Engine enjoys reading Little Annie Fanny, a comic strip created for Playboy magazine in the sixties by Harvey Kurtzman and Bill Elder, two Stalwarts of early Mad magazine and many other classic comics.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:12, archived)

...
yes
(arniie, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

thank you
for supplying the only possible response to that statement.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

I was just showing
off really, hoping to impress everyone with my knowledge of absolute bollocks.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

.
and speling
(milkboy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

mittens,
bove - mittens!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)

Bah.


*sob,sob,sob*

I can't help it, I really try to get it right.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

you
always surprise us with that.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

Bah.

I don't know why I talk to you lot, I always get either sarcasm, nasty remarks or I'm picked up on my spelling!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

s
o
a
m
i
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

because
NOBODY ELSE LIKES YOU, even as much as us, and we don't really like you either.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)

now
that is just not nice now is it.

say sorry.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

Hah!
I wrote a song for you!!

Thats bleedin bloody gratitude for ya!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)

hee hee hee!
Yeah. Terrybull aren't I. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

And I was up till 2 in the morning
singing and stuff so Stouffer could add to it.
Won't bother now.


*humph*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

*kisses for bovine*

( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

You won't get round me like that!



Bugger it, you have.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)

yay!
*hugs also*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)

*blush*
Aaaawwwwww, how easily I am swayed.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)

comic
geek! ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

Its Pop Culture mate,
Pop Culture.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

Yeah yeah!
geek
;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

Just 'cos
you didn't know.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

I did... I did...
test me..
maybe not.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

any luck
with the music?
( stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)

Ah yes,
I did the singing bit no trouble I'm just having trouble with the Harmonica bits.
Would it be easier for you if you had all the bits separate (as I've done woth the singing, a chorus and a verse) or as one long track?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)

do whatever's
easier for you, and i can just put it all together at my end, for i am l33t.
( stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

OK,
I have problems pressing the play button on the stereo whislt pressing the record button the computer and at the same time blowing into my Harmonica!
I'll zip everything up and send it to you, it makes it easier for me cos I'm on dial-up.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)

okey dokey.
i think i'm going to add some hand claps. all songs are better with hand claps.
( stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)

Yay!
Its going to be a musical extravaganza!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

i honestly
can't wait. hurry bovine, hurry.
( stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)

I'll have a blow tonight
when Kerry gets in the bath...if you know what I mean.

Edit: What I'll probably do is record the whole track and then you can pick the good bits out of it.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

eeh
cam I remix it?
( thorpe www.zippyzither.co.uk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)

I'm a l33t bit country, he's a l33t bit rock n roll

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)