Parenting?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Thu 20 Dec 2007, 14:37,
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Staple the kids to the floor.
That way they never leave you, and they never go out and spend all your cash either.
And you save money on Christmas trees.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Dec 2007, 14:40,
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