I'll just jack my own thread
to post this one from the olden days:

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xandmi , nature's answer to Armitage Shanks, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:24,
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Edit: 'do a reading' very poor joke on my part, hence the apology.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 17:56,
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